I'm kind of his bitch...















SO FUCKING TODAY. 

I decided to get Kurt some coffee because he’s cute and I love him. And while I was standing in line, this little puppy just waltzes in and sits beside me. What a pleasant surprise! I was like, hello there little puppy man. My Kurty baby would be playing with your ears if he were here. Then before I could finish telling him who Kurty baby was. The fucker pissed all over the floor and it got on my shoes! 

After a moment of cursing and jumping and all of the fun things. I picked him up and took him home. His name is Peter. Kurt will love my Peter.

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Yesterday I was at the mall and I saw this girl who looked just like Sporty Spice.

And that’s it.

That’s my story.

2 months ago with 2 notes



Just randomly updating Chandler.
Woof.

3 months ago with 3 notes



Who missed me?

gavin-hummel:

I did, Gavin!
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ooc:
So I have no way to get this into the ooc blog, so deal with this being
here until I can login to delete it. I was asked to throw it out there that
Eli/Trevor moved from Cali to like… New York, which is all the way across
creation. He doesn’t have wifi so he isn’t able to get on until later this
week. I’m kinda sorta sickish and a bit of a prick so i’m not here until
like… thursday, so yep. That’s it for now, I think.

8 months ago with 2 notes



But Kurt is horrible with titles XD II Chandlurt.
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But Kurt is horrible with titles XD II Chandlurt.
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But Kurt is horrible with titles XD II Chandlurt.
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#I have to get off of here #But I'll be on aim #And back on tumblr when my iPod charges #and the next response will be longer but this is dying and that's why I can't type for shit



Thinks Kurt should come up with the title ;) II Chandlurt.
8 months ago with 7 notes
#And this is short because I have to pee #Sorry~



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

I’m glad you enjoy them then, and good, don’t want a corrupted chinchilla. It won’t take that long, and no, not yet, but soon. Leave the shirt off~ Shirtless Kurt is hot ;)

I very much do. *grins* And no, no. I don’t want to come in one day to find her humping something because she’s watched us too much. >_> And what do you mean it won’t take longer than two minutes? Are you talking about getting into the room or what you had in mind? Cause..I’d prefer one take longer than the other. ;D I’ll be just sitting here then, shirtless, waiting for you to get your sexy ass in here. ;)

That would be absolutely hilarious, and I mean I’ll be there in less than two minutes, we can do the other thing for awhile if you reeeaaaaally want to. I’ll hurry, be patient. I love you.
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#Lame. Okay #I shall start



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

Oh, is it? I’ll come in there I suppose. Put her furry cuteness away and give me 2 minutes. No showers. Not yet anyway.

It is. The sweet mood is great but this other mood is sexy too. ;) Her furry cuteness is stowed away in her cage and she’s got a blanket over it so she won’t get corrupted. I’ll give you more than two minutes though. ;D And not yet? Okay then…should I put my shirt back on then?

I’m glad you enjoy them then, and good, don’t want a corrupted chinchilla. It won’t take that long, and no, not yet, but soon. Leave the shirt off~ Shirtless Kurt is hot ;)
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#I got it #I thought I responded... #Do you want to do a para and should I start it?



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

I just… Dammit Kurt, you ruined my sweet mood by making me think things~ which is another reason why I love you. I suppose I can come to the bedroom, if you want…

You’re always sweet, baby. So…a more…um…I don’t know what to call it mood is good too. You should definitely come in here. We could put a blanket over Jazzy’s cage. ;) I’ll put her in her cage while you’re coming in here. Cause..I may or may not be considering a shower too….

Oh, is it? I’ll come in there I suppose. Put her furry cuteness away and give me 2 minutes. No showers. Not yet anyway.
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#I miss youuu too



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

The best part is that I know I am, and I love you more for that. I hate saying no to you too but your face is just so lickable, among other things, and now I’d like to know what you’re getting at, Anderson-Hummel ;) Where are you anyway?

I don’t know how on Earth that I could love you more, but I do. Every day. And I must admit I absolutely love your tongue. ;D I’m in the bedroom, sideways in the bed with my back against the wall and my feet up on Jazzy’s ‘play pen’ while she’s running on the wheel. Just looking through some old pictures from the beach…;)

I just… Dammit Kurt, you ruined my sweet mood by making me think things~ which is another reason why I love you. I suppose I can come to the bedroom, if you want…
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#Oh hey! We are :) #This is exciting



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

To me you’re everything. You can say no, Kurt. I promise not to give you puppy eyes or make you feel bad, if you don’t want my mouth all over your face, it’s more than fine, haha. I don’t know what it is that makes you taste that way either, but I enjoy it very much, so, I just don’t understand how ALL of your skin is that soft. Even your chest. I like it~

You’re my entire world too, baby. I love you. So much. And I hate saying no to you, so you can lick my face just about anytime you want you. And..wow I was very much tempted to say something about your mouth in response to that but…not publicly over tumblr. *laughs* Well…not all of my skin is that soft..*coughs a bit*

The best part is that I know I am, and I love you more for that. I hate saying no to you too but your face is just so lickable, among other things, and now I’d like to know what you’re getting at, Anderson-Hummel ;) Where are you anyway?
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#Rofl I figured~



porcelainladylips:

chan-derson:

No, you’re more than perfect. You are allowed to say no, you know that right? I’m not going to get mad, or upset with you because you don’t want me to do something that is in fact, very strange. And besides, it’s your fault for tasting fucking fantastic. I just want to see what makes your skin so soft and touchable, that’s all.

To you I am, but to the rest of the unbiased world I am far from perfect. ;) I know, but I hate saying no to you. So, like I said, I’ll only say no after I’ve done my skin routine. I can’t help how good I taste rofl. And that’s fine, you can sit with me tonight before I go to bed and I’ll show you. :)

To me you’re everything. You can say no, Kurt. I promise not to give you puppy eyes or make you feel bad, if you don’t want my mouth all over your face, it’s more than fine, haha. I don’t know what it is that makes you taste that way either, but I enjoy it very much, so, I just don’t understand how ALL of your skin is that soft. Even your chest. I like it~
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